With recent big events happening here at play103 I took it upon myself to be the one in the spotlight and I did it in style. I John Kalil ate a Carolina Reaper, AKA The Second Hottest Pepper in the WORLD!!!
Now I know what you’re thinking, “wow you’re so brave” yes, yes I am.
However braveness doesn’t mask the fact that the second the pepper went in, my body shut down. I handled it NOT AT ALL. If there was an award for the worst way to handle eating a Carolina Reaper it would be in my room as I type this.
But alas, all that comes out of eating the second hottest pepper in the world is:
Embarrassment that is was all captured on video (you’ll be able to watch that soon)
A raging sore throat and lack of speaking voice. (seriously, this thing took away my ability to speak. FOOD SHOULD NOT DO THAT)
Stomach pain that I can only closest compare to pregnancy cramps (although having never been pregnant)
And last but not least, complete and utter constipation. Yeah that’s right, the coolest guy you know is all plugged up. It did the complete opposite of what I thought it would and now with every passing hour it gets scarier and scarier knowing that it’s just building and waiting to come out!!! Too much? Sorry about that
So now that I’ve told you everything up until this point I think it’s time you see for yourself on how the pepper made me it’s BLEEP
