Let’s talk about marriage, the supposed fairytale with happy endings. Don’t get me wrong—my wife is amazing, and I love her, but after a year and a half of wedded bliss, the honeymoon phase is… let’s just say it’s changed.

Take last night, for example. I was doing my part and cleaning the bathroom when I pointed out we need a new toilet scrubber. This one’s seen better days, but my wife? She’s not having it. “I’ve had it since I moved out!” she argues. Meanwhile, I’m thinking, Exactly! Maybe it’s time for an upgrade?

That was the end of our evening conversation, and I’m left wondering: is this what marriage was meant to be? Or is it simply about finding the balance between love and arguing over bathroom accessories?

Ah, the realities of married life!