So according to reports, Britney Spears was recently arrested in California on suspicion of DUI after police pulled over a car that was reportedly driving erratically.
But here’s the part that confuses me.
Britney Spears is so famous… why is she even driving herself anywhere?
You’re Britney Spears! You should have a driver, a backup driver, and a guy whose only job is to hold the iced coffee while someone else drives.
I’m not even famous and sometimes I don’t want to drive.
Meanwhile Britney’s out here behind the wheel like,
“Alright everybody buckle up, we’re going to Target.”
No! Britney should be in the back seat being chauffeured around like royalty while someone else deals with traffic.
Honestly if you sell millions of albums and have a Vegas residency… your driver’s license should automatically be replaced with a permanent passenger seat.
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