Not EVERYTHING needs to be a world record.
A Finnish Circus performer who goes by “The Baron” just casually broke a Guinness World Record by pulling a 2,184LBS carriage… WITH HIS NIPPLES.
Yeah that’s right! FINALLY male nipples are good for SOMETHING!!!
This happened on a German TV show (because of course it did), where he had his partner sit inside the carriage just to make sure it hit peak “what the f*** are we doing” levels.
And then… he pulled it.
APPARENTLY, dude has what he calls “the worlds strongest nipples” and you know what, I think he fully earned that title. Go off king 💅
In other news surprising absolutely nobody, this was not his first time doing something like this. Back in 2013, he already set a record by lifting nearly 72LBS with them and then holding it for over 8 seconds… yeahhhhh.
He beat the previous record by just a few pounds, which was held by a guy named “The Great Nippulini” which just goes to show that no matter how niche, there’s always at least 2 people doing it.
Anyway… moral of the story (if you can even call it that)
Some people REALLY want a world record.
Below is the video if you feel inclined to ruin your day a little bit!
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