If you have one of those giant 12-foot skeletons in your yard for Halloween and you’ve been wondering how to dress it for the weather, Arby’s has apparently decided to help.
The fast-food chain is selling a “Meat Sweats” tracksuit specifically designed for your giant skeleton. Because apparently, a giant skeleton standing in your yard all October just isn’t ridiculous enough. Now it needs an outfit.
The tracksuit costs $46.66 USD, which is a pretty specific price.
Arby’s even got Home Depot involved in the joke on social media, which makes sense considering Home Depot is the place responsible for convincing everyone they need a skeleton taller than their house in the first place.
Unfortunately, the tracksuits are limited edition and sold exclusively through Arby’s online merch store. And Canadian availability hasn’t been confirmed, so we may have to leave our skeletons standing out there naked for now.
Honestly, if you’ve already spent hundreds of dollars on a giant skeleton, what’s another $50 to give the guy a little personality? Just don’t be surprised if your neighbours start wondering why your skeleton is better dressed than you are.
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