The world of science is back with a groundbreaking revelation this week as scientists at Purdue University have developed the whitest paint ever. Exciting stuff, I know. But this paint isn’t just about aesthetics; it’s supposed to help keep homes cooler by reflecting the sun’s rays.
But how white could something possibly be, you ask?
-Well, it’s so white the only song it performs at karaoke night is “Wonderwall.”
-It’s so white that it always asks to take a silly picture after a selfie.
-This paint is white to the point it left a negative Yelp review after the freshly ground pepper made the Caesar salad too spicy!
