Category Archives: MORNINGS
Got strong nipples? This might be for you!
Not EVERYTHING needs to be a world record. A Finnish Circus performer who goes by "The Baron" just casually broke a Guinness World Record by pulling a 2,184LBS carriage... WITH HIS NIPPLES. Yeah that'...
John Kalil Mar 25, 2026

From Coffee Runs to Control Room: The Internship Era Ends
I can't believe this month is already over. My first day literally feels like yesterday; I guess time flies by when you're having fun. This whole month has been a learning experience. From being on th...
Jordan Keating Feb 27, 2026

Intern Maïa's First Week at Play 103: Life Inside Fort McMurray Radio
Intern Maa's Thoughts: It has officially been a week since I've started on Play 103, and I looooovvvvveeee it! Working at the radio station that I've been listening to for years, is crazy, nerve wreck...
Jordan Keating Feb 06, 2026
Heinz Is Selling a 114-Ounce Keg of Ketchup for the Super Bowl
Yes, you read that headline correctly. America has officially reached PEAK levels of overconsumption. Heinz just unveiled the KegChup. A literal beer-style keg filled with 114 ounces (3.37L) of Heinz ...
John Kalil Jan 27, 2026
TSA's Weirdest Finds of 2025
Think TSA only takes your water bottle? Think again. The Transportation Security Administration just released its list of the weirdest items found at airport security in 2025, and somehow a replica bo...
John Kalil Jan 26, 2026
Let's Leave Butt Stuff BEHIND in 2025
Here's something nobody asked for... well I'm sure some people did but not enough. Fun fact, The US Government keeps a running tally of emergency room visits involving foreign objects. Buried inside t...
John Kalil Jan 06, 2026
The DUMBEST people you know are praising ChatGPT
The DUMBEST people you know use ChatGPT. You know it, I know it. And the easiest way to spot them? GONE. POOF. VANISHED. OpenAI still hasn't built built a superintelligence. I mean you'd know that sim...
John Kalil Nov 17, 2025
67
Dictionary.com's 2025 Word of the Year Is... 67 Right off the jump I know what you're thinking, it's not a word, and you're right! It's 2 words SIX SEVEN!!! I'm going to attempt to break down exactly ...
John Kalil Oct 30, 2025
Blue Jays ALDS Preview: Can Toronto Finally Break Through in October?
Alright Jays fans, I know we're not the best of friends (I'm a Dodgers fan in Canada can you blame me?), but as a Canadian and a baseball NERD, I feel it's only fair to share my take on the Blue Jays ...
John Kalil Oct 03, 2025
Man ALLEGEDLY Urinates in Movie Theatre During 'Demon Slayer,' Beaten Up and Arrested
There's a lot of places to pee. A movie theatre is NOT one of them. An Arizona man was jumped by fellow audience members after he ALLEGEDLY (saving my ass from a lawsuit) urinated during mid-movie, sp...
John Kalil Sep 16, 2025








